“Books are published by Liberals”

Thanks Rush! Before reading some transcripts off your site I wasn’t aware of the vast-left-wing conspiracy flooding the History Channel and all books ever published. Now I’ll burn anything printed on paper (except The Bible and Rush Limbaugh books) and listen to The Radio.

The following are excerpts from a long and pointless political theory discussion on Rush Limbaug’s program, the full transcript can be found here: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_022208/content/01125109.guest.html

CALLER: Oh, yeah. I was trying to look into, while I was on hold, do a little more research, because I love The History Channel, I love watching documentaries, and I love reading books.

RUSH: Run by liberals.

CALLER: The History Channel?

RUSH: Ah, ah, ah, run by liberals. If it’s on TV it’s run by liberals.

(Wasn’t Rush on TV for a while? How did the liberals allow that? Were they asleep at the wheel? )

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CALLER: But, no, I try and watch a lot of documentaries and read books.

RUSH: Books are published by liberals.

CALLER: No, no. What about your books?

RUSH: You know what? Taylor, hang on. I gotta take a break. I’m going to tell you a short little story. I just learned this this past Wednesday.

(I love how he “has to take a break” the second he points out the blatant contradiction that Rush has multiple best-selling books)

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Psssst, a good portion of political best-sellers are by right-wing blowhards like O’Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage et al. Doesn’t your heart just BLEED for these discriminated freedom fighters? Sure it does, you’re a liberal!

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