Archive for April, 2008

Get a damn thesaurus!

April 30, 2008

Repudiate…denounce…”thrown under the bus”…elitist…”volvo-drivin’-latte-drinkin’ “

There are some words that the media uses no less than 098q3457864q357645786q34578064q35 times a broadcast this primary season.

It has got to stop.

I’m having nightmares of when we needed RESOLVE to beat our enemies’ RESOLVE to crush the American spirit of RESOLVE which we clung to in tough times because we were RESOLVED not to let business as usual stop.

Somewhere out there, an English major cries whenever a pundit whores out the latest buzz-word of the week. Feel free to REPUDIATE your own list of over-used political buzz-words in the comments!

Let’s all agree to take Ole’ Buzz-word in the backyard and shoot it in the face with a metaphorical .22

(See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpraJYnbVtE)

My Three Favorite Writers

April 30, 2008

My three favorite writers are Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, and Thomas Pynchon. They have a lot in common. All three are science fiction writers, but write “soft” science fiction that the space-opera snobs dislike. Their stories are more “what if’s” than technical fantasies (Not that there is anything wrong with “hard” science fiction, I enjoy that in small amounts, but that’s just my personal preference). 

Vonnegut and Bradbury tend to write short, terse stories and novels that are compact and focused. Pynchon writes sprawling tomes filled to the brim with odd characters and songs. Vonnegut and Pynchon both studied at Cornell as science majors before leaving and pursuing creative writing (though Pynchon returned to pursue a degree in English).

Bradbury writes stories that are filled with wonder. I picture him as a man in love with the newness and intricacies of the world. Vonnegut was a depressed man who was pessimistic about mankind and often wrote of war and tragedy. Pynchon writes off-the-wall paranoid thrillers filled with drugs, sex and obscure references to organic chemistry, engineering and Nabokov novels.

All three writers are concerned primarily with humanity. They use science fiction scenarios not as the end goal, but the means to explore our history and destiny. Taken together, each provides a different facet of life experience, and I think when you put the three together you get a very comprehensive picture of homo sapiens. You’d see our capacity for destruction and violence, our ability to create naturalistic “magic” through technology. You’d see the love and selflessness we are capable of. You’d see the absurdity which can be at once beautiful and terrible.

Fahrenheit 451, The Illustrated Man, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat’s Cradle, The Crying of Lot 49 and V are easily the most influential novels that shape my view of what good literature should be: entertaining, human, real, meaningful, and insightful.

If you’ve never checked these guys out, do yourselves a favor and head to your local library to explore their books. If you have, maybe this will refresh your memory and make you remember why you fell in love with these authors in the first place.

 

(P.S. It should be noted that I am also a Stephen King nut, but while he writes a good yarn that reveals a lot about American life, and is a surprisingly skilled writer, I didn’t feel I should list him up there with my Three Giants).

 

 

The Real Jeremiah Wright – by Eboo Patel

April 28, 2008

(This is a column written by Newsweek faith columnist Eboo Patel, the original article can be found here)

What if the only thing you knew about Thomas Jefferson was that he owned slaves?

What if, instead of the video of the I Have a Dream speech, elementary school students were taught that Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “My government is the greatest purveyor of violence in the world …”?

What if the single piece of information you possessed about Nelson Mandela was that he co-founded a terrorist organization called Umkhonto we Sizwe (abbreviated as MK), which stands for Spear of the Nation?

With apologies to William Blake, if you believe you can see the world in a grain of sand, you better make sure it is the right grain.

So, how well do the twelve words we know about Jeremiah Wright define the man, the nearly four-decades of ministry, the church he built, the denomination it belongs to, the black community, and whatever else we think he might represent? Are those words the right grain of sand?

The Bill Moyers interview with Wright last Friday night went a long way towards illuminating other dimensions of the man. My father – no fan of lefty politics of any stripe – called me after watching the segment with some surprise in his voice. Perhaps he was expecting Wright to cite Stokely Carmichael as his most important intellectual influence instead of Martin Marty, who is probably the most distinguished scholar of religion in America and the very model of thoughtful moderation.

It was Marty, no doubt wearing his signature bow tie, who inspired Wright when he was a student at the University of Chicago Divinity School to take over a failing church on the far south side of Chicago and make it relevant to the community it was serving.

“Do you know anything about Jeremiah Wright other than those twelve words?” my dad asked.

“A little,” I said. A grain or two of sand’s worth.

When I first moved back to Chicago in late 2001 to start the Interfaith Youth Core, it seemed like I heard Jeremiah Wright’s name mentioned every place I turned. All kinds of people – rich folk and poor folk, traditionalists and progressives, young people and old people, black and white, believers and atheists – told me I had to go see him preach.

Nobody said anything about radical politics or hating America or stirring up a race war. The one word I heard used in reference to Jeremiah Wright over and over again was the word that Martin Marty used to describe his ministry: “Hope”.

Sometime in late 2003, I woke up at the crack of dawn on a Sunday to make the long drive down to Trinity from my condo on the north side of Chicago. I arrived an hour early for the service, and still wound up in the balcony.

I remember feeling that the sermon was smart and moving, and I thought Wright had earned his reputation as a man who sent of signals of transcendence with his words.

But here is what I remember most about that morning: At the end of the service, Reverend Wright read aloud a letter that a young woman had sent him. She had grown up in the congregation, was now studying for a PhD in Oceanography, and was writing to thank Reverend Wright and Trinity for all they had done to support her.

This is what we’re about, Jeremiah Wright said, waving the letter from the pulpit, proud enough to be her own father. The congregation cheered wildly.

Maybe that’s the grain of sand that best describes the world of Jeremiah Wright.

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I came across this article today between classes. I thought it was thought provoking not because it exonerated someone who made terrible remarks, but because it challenged me to stop saying “I hate this man” and think about who he is as a minister and father figure to a large number of Chicago youths. It challenged me to look for the good in someone rather than resort to easy anger.

Honest College TV Ad (from CollegeHumor)

April 24, 2008

Doug Schoen, you are part of the problem

April 24, 2008

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/doug-schoen/the-inew-york-timesi-is-w_b_98472.html

To sum up this article, former Clinton strategist and political propaganda machine Doug Schoen is not only only denying that Hillary Clinton CANNOT MATHEMATICALLY WIN the pledged delegate count, but encouraging her to continue in the negative campaign mode she set in Pennsylvania. He writes a thinly veiled criticism of the intelligence of Hoosiers, saying

“Having done 15 years of successful Democratic campaigns in Indiana, I can say with confidence that negative campaigning works effectively with Hoosier voters. Voters in the southern part of the state are very much akin to southern white voters, who have given an overwhelmingly large amount of support to Senator Clinton. They will be quite susceptible to her values-based argument about the flawed candidacy of Senator Obama.”

Oh Dougie, you could at least TRY to conceal your bias. 

And I’m positive some Republican or Clinton haters will come along and say “You are trying to squelch voices and hurt democracy by disgracefully forcing Clinton out.”Look, Obama has been the presumptive nominee for months, but we all played nice and allowed her to keep gouging the party and disenfranchising voters across the country in the name of democracy. But after this past Tuesday’s results Clinton cannot mathematically win in the real world (Okay, let’s say she gets 80-100% margins of victory in the remaining contests, I don’t consider that plausible). The race is over. That means the loser admits defeat. 

Anyone who thinks Clinton can still win this without fracturing the entire party and losing African American and youth voters doesn’t understand first grade math.

I miss John Edwards

April 23, 2008

Sure, he was a pretty boy lawyer without much charisma or experience. And he did have minor flaps about his $400 haircut and changing his platforms between helping the poor and helping the middle class. But the thing is that John Edwards’ platform was very similar to Barack Obama’s. And I can’t help but think that in the wake of last Wednesday’s awful debate, John Edwards would have a much better time against John McCain. Not only does Barack have a small but not insignificant number of Americans who will not vote for him because of his ethnicity, but now we have Jeremiah Wright, Tony Rezko, the flag pin foolishness, the bitterness speech, Louis Farrahkan and Bill Ayers.

I can hear some of my more left-leaning friends foaming at the mouth already. “BUT THOSE ISSUES SHOULDN’T MATTER!” “They’re MANUFACTURED issues!!”

Agreed.

But it doesn’t change the fact that those issues scare off a lot of moderates and independents, and it’s going to be a shit-show in the months leading to the General Election when (not if, sorry Hillary) Barack wins the Democratic nomination. 

I can predict nonstop “God DAMN America!” and “Is Barack Obama patriotic enough?” and “Does “x” loose connection to Obama seem problematic?” from August to November.

I’m already getting gloomy and resolved to our fate that John McCain will be our next President. Call me pessimistic, but then again George W “couldn’t possibly” win another term in 2004. Some people seem so inspired and hopeful by one candidate or the other, but I’m wondering how the hell the best the Democrats could produce was three “front runners” who had each only been in the Senate for one term. At least John Edwards didn’t have a ton of controversial friends.

Call me crazy, but I’m nostalgic for John Edwards.

Feudalism in Colorado? Douglas Bruce calls migrant workers “illiterate peasants”

April 21, 2008

According to the Denver Post, Colorado state legislator Douglas Bruce (R-Colorado Springs) was banned from speaking at the podium today after he made an incredibly bigoted remark about migrant farm workers. Bruce was railing against a program that would assist seasonal farm workers in the state when he said:

“I don’t think we need 5,000 more illiterate peasants in the state of Colorado.”

Here is the video link: http://videocenter.denverpost.com/services/link/bcpid934052406/bctid1515879239

Mike Huckabee comes to Cornell

April 20, 2008

So this is a little late. Mike Huckabee came to Cornell last Tuesday and I went to see him speak.

I discovered in the Q & A session that Cornell students apparently ask only two types of questions: 

1) A pointless or completely ignorant request. One person asked Huckabee for a high-five, and another asked if Huckabee (as a pastor) would marry him and his fiancee. Seriously? Do you REALLY expect a former presidential candidate and governor to marry some kid from a lecture? Another person felt the need to tell Mr. Huckabee that his 80-year-old grandmother accidentally voted for him, despite being a democrat, because she messed up the ballot. Congratulations, you win the That’s-Not-A-Question Award.

2) Rambling, poorly worded questions that don’t go anywhere. One girl asked a question that took several minutes just to pose to Mr. Huckabee. She wanted him to relate his stance on personal responsibility, religion in public, and conservative right to life to abortion and the war in Iraq. Awesome! Most of the questions fell into this category, with a subset of people who asked obviously liberal-biased questions then got pissed with the answers. One guy asked Huckabee how he felt about gay marriage and acted appalled and surprised when the former governor said that he didn’t support it.

After 45 minutes of agonizingly bad Q & A I was turned away along with about 20 other students who had been waiting in line for nearly an hour. Sadly, my question about Mr. Huckabee’s opinion on the movement for Sharia law in Britain was not asked because people felt the need to ask for favors and tell self-aggrandizing stories.

I was embarrassed by the bad questions my peers asked to Stephen Colbert last fall (one guy waited 30 minutes in line to plug his fraternity party that evening. I’m not kidding), but I hoped Huckabee would not be a repeat. Unfortunately, Cornell students proved once again that Ivy League students don’t think before they open their mouths.

I must admit that Mike Huckabee answered each question thoughtfully and with a quality answer. I didn’t agree with most of his policy positions but he spoke with humor, poise, and respect in the face of a liberal crowd asking “gotcha” questions.

Christopher Walken on SNL: Meet the Family

April 8, 2008

H.R. 1367, National Veterinary Medical Service Act: Why haven’t we funded this yet?

April 7, 2008

As I mentioned in my previous post, Vets and Debt: The possibility of poverty, the costs of a veterinary medical education are becoming incredibly steep while the pay is just not lucrative. All fields of veterinary medicine are experiencing a shortage, but large animal medicine in particular is suffering. The profession is losing older farm vets to retirement and a younger generation are not taking it up.

According to the AVMA

“While projected demand for food supply veterinarians will increase a modest 12 percent to 13 percent between now and 2016, the research forecasts a shortfall of 4 percent to 5 percent per year. This means for every 100 food supply veterinary jobs available, there will be only 96 veterinarians available to fill them due to decreasing numbers of veterinary students choosing to practice in the fields in food supply specialties and socio-economic trends, including further declines in rural populations.”

Sobering statistics confirm these projections. In 2004, only 16,000 of 71,116 AVMA-member vets treated beef or dairy cattle, pigs and sheep at least part time. According to the VMSAR, only 5% (or less) of new veterinary graduates go into large animal medicine each class year.

Why is this important to us? How about some little things called BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis, i.e. Mad Cow), Hoof and Mouth Disease, Avian Influenza, E. coli and more. All of these are diseases that often originate from animal vectors. Indeed, the US E. coli beef recalls of 2006 remain a reminder of the ever-present risks of zoonotic disease outbreak in our food chain.

And then there’s the big ‘T’ of terrorism (or bT if you call if bioterrorism). At a time when politicians on the Right and Left are clamoring for more protection against terrorism, they are surprisingly uncaring about the huge vectors of disease opened up by a veterinary shortage:

More than 70 percent of emerging infectious diseases and 80 percent of bioterror agents are zoonotic, which means they are transmissible from animals to humans, the Association of American Veterinary Medical Colleges reports.

“The medical community is preparing to be able to handle the infected people, but the infected animals also have to be taken care of or they will re-infect the people,” said Dr. James Roth, a veterinary medicine professor who heads the Center for Food Security and Public Health at Iowa State University.

Alright, so veterinarians actually are important and in short supply. What can we do to close the gap of practicing large animal vets? Yet another AVMA study shows overwhelmingly that student debt repayment and scholarship programs were the single most important strategy in addressing future shortages. Graduates saddled with 6-figure debt simply cannot choose to take on a career that pays peanuts.

To help this profession fill the void of food-animal veterinarians to protect against diseases and bioterrorism, the Veterinary Medical Services Act was introduced by Congress and signed by President Bush in 2003. A short description of it says: “the act is a loan repayment program for veterinarians who pledge to practice in a variety of underserved areas of veterinary medicine, including food supply veterinary medicine.”

According to the Congressional hearings on implementing the bill in early 2008:

The workforce expansion act would create a competitive grants program designed to produce more veterinarians and enhance the country’s capacity for research on diseases that threaten public health and food safety. The program would provide federal funding to build more classrooms, laboratory space, and support facilities at the country’s veterinary colleges, which are currently at or above capacity and graduate only about 2,500 veterinarians annually.

As of today, April 7, 2008, the Veterinary Medical Service Act has not been funded or implemented.

“But such a payment program would surely be way too expensive in this time of war and recession! How can we justify paying for this?”

According to the Congressional Budget Office implementing the Veterinary Medical Services Act would cost a mere $23 million for a four years. This works out to the bargain basement price of $5.75 million dollars annually.

So in light of all of this, why aren’t we funding the Veterinary Medical Service Act?

That’s what I’d like to know.